A funny contrast… men vs. women

How’s that verse go:

Genesis 1:27 
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

I plead Genesis 1:27 :-). Although, caves are a different story altogether. Which reminds me, anyone ever near Kentucky or Tennessee, don’t miss out on their famous and incredible caves. For that matter, if you are ever near a cave, anywhere, you will be in awe of what you will see. If we make it to a cave this summer, I will be sure to post some video from there.

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Two outstanding caves we can personally vouch for:
(1) Meanwhile, here’s a visitor’s video from Ruby Falls, in Tennessee. Located in Lookout Mountain, the cave is 1,120 feet beneath the surface and at the end of the cave is the nations largest and deepest waterfall open to the public. The falls are 145 feet tall.
(2) Mammoth Cave National Park in Kentucky: On a side note, Southern Baptist Theological Seminary is just a couple of hours drive up the road from Mammoth Cave. See driving directions here.
Mammoth Cave is the world’s longest known cave, with more than 392 miles of interconnected passages—so long that if the second and third longest caves in the world were joined together, Mammoth Cave would still be the planet’s longest cave and have more than 100 miles left over!

Uploaded by  on Feb 5, 2009 Highlights from Mammoth Cave National Park DVD Postcard. 20 minutes of beautiful footage by Russ Finley edited to inspiring music. The best of Mammoth Cave – majestic tunnels, interesting formations, scenery, and more. In a ready-to-mail mailer for family and friends! Available on location and from http://www.finleyholiday.com.

Important: Human Heart Recall

Global RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed „Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is

P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download REMISSION from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will need to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by „kneemail”.

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